KinkyCards are *NSFW prank greeting cards designed to moan and make all kinds of inappropriate noises to embarrass their recipient.
Our cards begin to make noise the moment they are opened and won't stop even when the card is closed. The sounds can be stopped by ripping open the card and destroying the sound-box, or taking out the battery - but by the time your victim works this out the damage will be done.
The battery life of KinkyCards is approximately 30 minutes, and the naughty noises can be heard across a large room.

All KinkyCards can be ordered through our online cart
1. Select a pre-existing design
2. Add a custom message if you desire
3. Fill out payment and delivery information
For a limited time only, KinkyCards offers free delivery on purchases Australia-wide - Just use the discount code "AUSFREESHIP" at check-out.

Customising your KinkyCard
1. Choose the "Design Your Own" and check out as normal.
2. You will be required to send us two A4 landscape designs. The first will make up the Front and Back covers of the card, and the second will be the inside of your card. Your upload should be in pdf format3. Similarly, you will be able to record and submit your own naughty sounds. Personalise it as much as your like. Call out your victim's name. Your sound file should be uploaded in Mp3 format and be no longer than 30 seconds.
4. We will be in touch by email after your purchase with a reminder to send us your card designs an/or sound.

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Our cards are labelled NSFW (not safe for work) because they cry out with the passionate moans of lovemaking.
However, we also acknowledge that your work or office might be one of the funniest places to open one of these cards.

User discretion advised. ‍